Kitten Farts

foxxycleopatra:

"i can’t figure out this problem"

teacher: use your head

image

drjamesmccrimmon:

The tenth Doctor and Rose walk into a bar. Not the same bar of course. They are in two different universes

[ANGRY YELLING]

variouscontent:

catbountry:

I really like it when kid’s movies do this sort of thing and manage to make it seem natural and not at all forced to be like “edgy” or whatever.

and the parents’ associations got mad that the football player is gay…

assdeluxe:

higgzorz:

her: u eat ass?

me: image

delete this post

andrewquo:

I tweeted about going outside and my buddy wanted proof seeimage

but little did he know imageI DIDN’T EVEN GO OUTSIDE

wetmyplants:

Oops silly potato

wetmyplants:

Oops silly potato

annakendrickofficial:

a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

revert-toreality:

blazingkhan:

captain-majed:

هههههههههههه

I’m deleting

😂

spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

itsleviooosah:

kvotheunkvothe:

forevvy:

 

Ten bucks probably feels like a lot of money to him, too. Like this wasn’t an idle bet.

$10 in 1945 is about $130 today

robot: i don't understand. what is... love?
scientist: oh... well. i. love is-
robot: ahahaha i'm just fucking with you. anyway i found some cool swords online i want you to buy for me

abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

ichangemyurlmorethanmyunderwear:

wholockedmydoor:

I don’t know what the best part of this photo is

i do

ichangemyurlmorethanmyunderwear:

wholockedmydoor:

I don’t know what the best part of this photo is

i do